A lot of work parties have the dreaded Christmas sweater parties. Some people get into the Christmas spirit but others just want to see the world burn. This is to all those people who have a love/hate relationship with Christmas and just want to make HR made.

Here are some of the most outrageous ugly Christmas sweater attempts we’ve seen throughout the years with the most vulgar holiday jokes you can tell at the party.

Why Was Santa Upset When He Got A Sweater For Christmas?

Because he wanted a screamer or a moaner.

Why Does Santa Land On The Roof?

Because he likes it on top.

What Do All The Female Reindeer Do On Christmas Eve?

They go to down and blow a few bucks.

Why do elves laugh when they run?

Because the snow tickles their balls.

Why Is Santa Always So Happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What’s The Difference Between Tiger Woods And Santa?

Santa stopped at three hos.

Why Does Santa Go Through The Chimney?

Because Mrs. Claus told him he’d never get in the back door.

Why Did The Snowman Have A Smile On His Face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What’s The Difference Between Snowmen And Snowladies?

Snowballs

Why Doesn’t Santa Have Children?

Because he only comes once a year, and it’s down the chimney.