“I’m a big star. I don’t need to be dealing with your peasants.”
“I didn’t buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.”
“Thank god, you would have never been able to afford it.”
“You don’t respect my religion. I don’t respect your outfit.”
“Kim is in for the night, which means so is my penis.”
“You just really make me want to go to KMART and get a gun.”
“Lord Disick, Bitch.”
“Isn’t she always?”
“A Tuxedo.”
“No, I don’t give a fuck.”